Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh - Funny Hinglish Jokes

This is a killer joke...
Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh
kar rahe the.
Tabhiiii Raavan ne Ram ke peechay
kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
Ram: Kya hua?
Ravaan: Nahi yaar bas bye, Le Sita
ko leja.
Ram: Array hua kya, ruk to sahi.
Raavan: Nahi yaar......, achha......., I
am sorry, OK?
Ram: Bata to sahi hua kya?
Raavan: Kuchh nahi bhai baat hi
khatam, no tension+no fikar, maje-
maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeez,
tujhe meri kasam, kya hua?
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si
baat pe tuney Rajnikanth ko bula
liya......