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Thursday, 27 November 2014

2 Lines Sad Love Status in Hindi

Fikr toh teri aaj bhi karte hain,
Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha

  • Whatsapp status in Hindi
  • Whatsapp Status
  • Status for Whatsapp
  • Status In Hindi For Whatsapp
  • Status on Sad Love for Whatsapp
  • Sad Love Status For Whatsapp in Hindi
  • Whatsapp Status on Sad Love
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5 Life Status For Whatsapp in English

1) Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
2) Happiness is not ready made it comes by our own actions.
3) Each new day is another chance to change your life.
4) Count your age by friends, not years, Count your life by smiles, not tears
5) Success always hugs you in private but failure always slaps you in the public ! that’s life.

  • Whatsapp status in English
  • Whatsapp Status
  • Status for Whatsapp
  • Status In English For Whatsapp
  • Status on Life for Whatsapp
  • Life Status For Whatsapp in English
  • Whatsapp Status on Life
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5 Amazing Inspirational Statuses about Life



1)

Kaam aisa karo ki naam ho jaye, ya phir,
Naam aisa karo ki sunte he kaam ho jaye…!


2)

If you want to go fast, go alone,
If you want to go far, go together. – African Proverb


3)

Sukhe honthon se hi hoti hain meethi baatein.
Pyas bujh jaye to alfaz or insan dono badal jate hai.


4)

If you want to live a happy life,
Tie it to a goal, not to people or things. – Albert Einstein


5)

जिंदगी में बऔी शिद्दत से निभाओ अपना किरदार,
कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँ बजती रहे……!!!
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Saturday, 1 November 2014

Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh - Funny Hinglish Jokes

This is a killer joke...
Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh
kar rahe the.
Tabhiiii Raavan ne Ram ke peechay
kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
Ram: Kya hua?
Ravaan: Nahi yaar bas bye, Le Sita
ko leja.
Ram: Array hua kya, ruk to sahi.
Raavan: Nahi yaar......, achha......., I
am sorry, OK?
Ram: Bata to sahi hua kya?
Raavan: Kuchh nahi bhai baat hi
khatam, no tension+no fikar, maje-
maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeez,
tujhe meri kasam, kya hua?
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si
baat pe tuney Rajnikanth ko bula
liya......
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Don't be Smart with Kids! - Best Jokes

In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching.
On the other counter there was a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it: Take as many as u want, God is busy watching the Apples.
Moral: NEVER ACT SMART WITH today's generation...!!!

KID: Why some of your hairs are white, Dad?
DAD: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white...
KID: Now I understand why Grandpa's all hairs are white...
Moral: Don't be over smart with today's kids!

Child: Mummy why Gandhiji had no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spoke truth only.
Child: Now I understood why ladies have long hairs...
The moral remains the same!
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Don't Mess with Kids - Funny English Joke

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty , but a horse produces clumps . Why do you suppose that is?" 

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
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New on Whatsapp - Hindi Best Jokes

Mrs. Khanna of my society messaged me: Hi... I am new on whatsapp... Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

I replied: I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

She replied: No problem. I'll ask my son... Love you too... Bye and Take Care

And my wife read it and......

Saala, bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha.
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Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas 3 Idiots Part 2 - Best Hindi Jokes

3 Idiots Part 2


Rancho: Smiling

Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?

Rancho: Bahut Dino Se Facebook Mein Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai!

Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai. Tell Me, What is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Facebook Pe Log Daalte Hain Post Hai Sir. Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya! Post hai Sir.
Sir Actually Hum Posts Se Ghire Hue Hain Sir!
Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir! 
Ek Second Mein Comment, Ek Second Mein Like!
Comment-Like...
Comment-Like...

Teacher: Shut up! Account Banake Ye Karoge?
Comment-Like...Comment-Like...?

Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post.

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi To Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein.

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Karna Hai To Orkut Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao.

Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi To.

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Bahar Jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back.

Teacher: Kya Hua?

Rancho: Kuch Bhool Geya Tha Sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chahte Ho?

Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Geya Tha.

Teacher: To Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?

Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya!
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