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Friday, 31 October 2014

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married  again ?
Husband : No.... 
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married  ? 
Husband : Of course i do. 
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ? 
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again.... 
Wife : Would you live in our house  with your new Wife.... 
Husband : Yes, it's a great house. 
Wife : Would you let her drive my car  ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry  ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence-- 
Husband : 'shiiit'...!! 

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