Wishing you a a blessed Halloween filled with magical surprises! May you get lots of treats that are good to eat!
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Friday, 31 October 2014
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? - Funny Hindi SMS
Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho?
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Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!
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Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun!
Halloween also known as Allhalloween - Halloween SMS
Halloween also known as Allhalloween, All Hallows' Eve or All Saints' Eve is the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows), martyrs, and all the faithful departed believers.
Have a very happy Halloween!
Have a very happy Halloween!
Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife.... ?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!
Husband : No....
Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife.... ?
Husband : Yes, it's a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is '6'
Wife : --silence--
Husband : 'shiiit'...!!
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women:
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
........ And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
........ And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
Wednesday, 29 October 2014
Chinese Products!
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked, "What did you know?"
She replied, "That, Chinese products don't last long!!!"
At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, "I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!"
A family member pulled her aside and asked, "What did you know?"
She replied, "That, Chinese products don't last long!!!"
P-Mail! .. Funny Jokes
Joe was a successful computer programmer and a happy family man. His life was blessed with a loving wife, 2 kids, three cats and a dog. Joe loved taking Rusty the dog for his evening walk and was proud when his son, little Johnny, began asking to go along on Rusty's evening walks.
Little Johnny was an observant and curious child and one evening asked his father: 'Daddy, why does Rusty always sniff that phone pole when we take him for his walk?'
Well, Joe wasn't sure how he should answer his son. How DOES one explain the way animals mark their territory to a 6-year-old?
Stalling for time Joe asked, "What do you think he's doing Johnny?"
Johnny frowned in concentration, then brightened and said, "I know! I Know! He's checking his P-Mail!"
Little Johnny was an observant and curious child and one evening asked his father: 'Daddy, why does Rusty always sniff that phone pole when we take him for his walk?'
Well, Joe wasn't sure how he should answer his son. How DOES one explain the way animals mark their territory to a 6-year-old?
Stalling for time Joe asked, "What do you think he's doing Johnny?"
Johnny frowned in concentration, then brightened and said, "I know! I Know! He's checking his P-Mail!"
Stay Away from Mom when.. Best Funny Jokes
Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff. But then the teacher realised that only Little Johnny was left. "Johnny, do you have a story to share ?"
"Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom. She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story???" "Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk......!!!!"
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff. But then the teacher realised that only Little Johnny was left. "Johnny, do you have a story to share ?"
"Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom. She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story???" "Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk......!!!!"
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