25 Funny Whatsapp Status
• It'd rather be dead than cool.
• Sometime I dream in my dreams.
• Look at you, Mirror not lying.
• Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.
• Who are you & why should I care.
• Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?
• I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.
• God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.
• My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.
• After Tuesday, even the Calendar goes W T F.
• Time is precious, waste it wisely.
• God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.
• I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.
• Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
• I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
• If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.
• Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.
• If you want breakfast in bed, you have to consider sleeping in the kitchen
• If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
• “Love is relentless, and so am I ;)” ― Keisha Keenleyside
• Go get your funny on!
• “Go get your funny on!
• Two things a girl wants: 1. Lose weight 1. Eat
• I chase goals, not girls.
• I just Googled “what do women REALLY want?” My computer crashed.
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